Technically, you can go the rest of your life without eating
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Really?
Yeah. You’d starve to death, but it technically was the rest of your life
i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert
Anonymous asked:
brokendildo answered:
I really don’t care love!! mind your business! :)
yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack
ok its not that funny
It is that fucking funny
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
my mother just opened our dishwasher and said “oh my god our dishes!”
our dishwasher broke over a year ago
our missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013
the mystery has been solved
I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up the call because she was so ashamed of us
@boys what the fuck are yall doing
Our best.
If one more mediocre boy adds “our best” to this post i will scream
I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time
Baby you can’t even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely but who you going after? Who’s trying you?

